Zloof
infinitive—> to zloof
zloofing is when you or someone you know takes a loofah and shoves it up your -ss.
these loofahs tend to be the ones on a stick
mom: omg.
dad: what??!
mom: i- i…
dad: what is it, honey?
mom: i just caught daniel zloofing in the shower!!!-begins to cry-
to have a squeegee shoved up one’s -ss, usually without consent.
i was showering with my friend yesterday, and then he zloofed me. what a d-ck!
verb:
1] to m-st-rb-t- with the specific intention of being caught.
interjection:
2] the word that is screamed by said masturbator when he/she is inevitably caught.
1] verb: “i am totally going to zloof my roommate later,” “watch out, man, you’re gonna get zloofed.”
2] interjection: brian walked in to the house to find his roommate, steven, furiously masturbating. “zloof!” steven exclaimed with a grin.
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