that one person who is constantly asking other people their zodiac signs so they can find out everything about them.
girl: hey, did you see that b-tch ask the water polo star what his zodiac sign was?
girl 2: she’s such a zodiac stalker.
- faith day
an amazing artist and amazing person, way better lookin then she thinks she is, she’s a babe! 😉 wow who’s that beautiful girl? yeah that’s just faith day
- Honorary Black Friend
the black person in a group of majority white people. the purpose of the honorary black friend is to demonstrate “diversity” in a group. they are also good for insight on black culture. i didn’t know what a weave was so i asked ebony, she’s my honorary black friend. #oreo black friend
a retail store specialising in vacuum cleaner bags, light bulbs, unusual batteries, exotic dancing girls and custom fabricated cardboard cartons. customer: excuse me sir, do you do phone top-ups? retailer: no ma’am, this is an oraporium. #oraporium
a deadly std that can only be contracted from -n-l s-x with a short, bald man. symptoms include: burnihg sensation while peeing and/or p–ping, orange cream pop colored discharge from -n-s, skin discoloration, loss of appet-te, dizziness and possible fainting while watching wili wonka and the chocolate factory, unpredictable explosive diarrhea, hair growing in all […]
- epaulette sharks
a species of long tailed carpet sharks the are many species of epaulette sharks