zoe (no “y”)
an extremely stupid white b-tch who deserves to be in h-ll. she seems innocent on the outside, but truly, she is a sl-t and will bang any guy who asks. she goes out of her way to make sure she gets some d-ck on a regular basis. if you show her a d-ck under 6 inches she will punch you and try to bite your d-ck off. make sure to avoid her and at all costs don’t let her have s-x with you unless you want multiple stds. also, she does not know how to make out with you. she will bite your tongue and try to pull your teeth out with her own. she honestly is the worst. she wears sl-tty clothes and will literally do anything for 5 chicken nuggets. she can come in all shapes and sizes. when she is skinny, she is a b-tch. when she is fat, she is a b-tch. she is literally always a b-tch. like seriously, a huge f-cking b-tch. she will try to force you to eat her out and will ask you to eat her feces. she has a huge crush on any guy who has at least a little money. if you can buy her 5 chicken nuggets, she will be yours. try to avoid any zoe at all costs unless you want to be beaten. she will have s-x with you, complain about it, and then ask you to commit suicide because you’re so bad at having s-x. what a b-tch
is… is… that… zoe?!?!??!
f-cking run
run now!!!
f-ck f-ck f-ck f-ck
she got me helpppppp
every man for himself
have fun with aids!!!!
ahahahahahahhahaahhaahahhhaahahaahaahahahahahahahahaha
i will have s-x with you all!!!
zoe no!!!!
helpppppppp!!!!!!
fin
the story of zoe (no “y”)
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