Zoë Quinn

an ultra-hypocritical feminist fanatic who has slept with and sucked off every major head of video-gaming journalism in order to promote her miserable excuse of a game called “depression quest”. she will sleep with as many journalists as necessary in order to suppress this truth, regardless of her vow of “fidelity” to her now ex-boyfriend, who was ironically anxious like her video-game character. sometimes she can be seen doxxing actual companies (see the fine young capitalists) that have set out to help revitalize the dying sector we know as the video gaming industry, all the while false-flagging herself to appear as though she is the victim of an internet tirade. her hood name is “five guys burgers and fries” due to her lard content, greasy texture, and liability to screw sticky hipsters on the street, but not until they inject a deus-x chip into their nether regions. muckruckers beware, she may try to censor you for speaking the truth! zoe quinn is the literal embodiment of what is wrong with gaming journalism, and is the calling card for inactive, dedicated gamers to wake-up and take action against the ever growing feminist threat within the entire industry.
“robin williams committed suicide? what a great opportunity for me to peddle my rubbish game on steam!” shouted the gleeful zoë quinn as she erroneously sends nudes to phil fishcakes.
“hey, wait, aren’t you that girl who cheated on your boyfriend to have grody s-x with five-or-so guys in order to advance your career?” inquired a respectable p-sserby.
“shut up,” demanded the hot-tempered zoë, “this is a personal matter, and not news, and not about games, so leave me be before i cry to the internet police while simultaneously giving them a handy!”