zoffle
to wipe your member on a posh bird’s curtains
it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so i just had to do it – i resolved to zoffle those curtains like they’d never been zoffled before
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to wipe ones male appendage on the curtains of a posh womans abode.
q. how do you keep you c-ck looking so pristine for all those posh birds?
a. well my good man, it just so happens that i zoffle!
to wipe your c-ck on a posh bird’s curtains
it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so i just had to do it – i zoffled those curtains like they’d never been zoffled before
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