zoinks


when something gives you the chills, is scary, freaky etc
that scary movie gave me the zoinks
an exclamative. made popular by the character sh-ggy on the television show scooby doo. often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.
“zoinks!”
exclamation. usually from surprise or delight.
sh-ggy: “zoinks scoob, we are out of scooby snacks!”
to verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected
david: “jades asked me to marry her”

elliot: “zoink!”

-or-

ben: “there is something i havent told you, 6 years ago i secretly met kate”

rob: “oh zoink”
to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents
“zoink! got your car!”
although some believe that “zoinks” was made popular on the sat-rday cartoon show “scooby doo, where are you?” (1969-1972), it was in fact popularized on “batman” (1966-1968) as an exclamation of surprise or urgency. scooby doo obviously duplicated this nonsensical word in its television series that ran after batman was cancelled.
robin after hearing of danger: “zoinks, batman!” also used in batman fight scenes where different sounds are flashed on the screen between blows.
when couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other’s -n-s (not always entering).
it can be used as a threat:

jack: give me my phone, or i’ll zoink you
jane: oh please no!

or for fun:

jack: give me my phone, or i’ll zoink you
jane: oh well..
a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised
“zoink!”

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