zumba for zombies. the fitness craze that’s sweeping the nation!
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famous comic maker of funnyjunk.com. known to commonly include his own iconic avatar, (a stick figure with black hair, thick lines, and a forward swept curling hair) in his comics. also is noted for his fairly funny trash-talking lines. i.e. “me fighting you would be like a gorilla with a club, fighting a kid with downs, armed with a —-ing spoon.” i.e.2. “if i was to throw your gay -ss over a fire, since you’re so flamboyant, your rainbow -ss would float.”
i.e.3. “you suck so much, i’m starting to think you take after your mother.”
person1: “hey did you see the newest zomba comic?”
person2: “i sure did!”
person1: “well that’s…..that’s just dandy…”
person2: “our lives are so empty…”
person1: “yes….yes, they are..”
zomba label group was founded in britain during 1977 by clive calder as a book-publishing venture and moved into the recording business in 1981 as zomba recording corporation.
calder, a south african expatriate living in the uk named the label after the former capital of malawi.
zomba is a record label, ma’f-ckas!
fine -ss girl
damm that girl right there is a zomba fareal!
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- fuck tuck
the act of tucking in only half of the front of your shirt, in a conscious effort to appear accidentally fresh. often seen with b-ttown-down shirts, but also possible to implement with a polo or t-shirt. popular in the bro and hipster communities. undo that f-ck tuck, eric, it’s not accidentally fresh if you do […]
- Fuck Yo' Life Nigga
what rick james or dave chappelle would say when he kills someone. f-ck yo’ life n-gg- -stomps on the chest of the body
to relax and “chill out” harder than ever. people who are challin are usually found on the couch. hohnen is the master of challin chilling and balling at the same time. used most commonly when ask what are you doing. opposites: stressin, laziness, unfly… friend:hey, dude what are you doing right now? me: i am […]
(adj) pretending the s-x was good, faking an -rg-sm. not genuinely into the s-x your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are. he thinks he was totally good, but i was just acting fucticious. “dude, i was the best she ever had. she was moaning and groaning.” […]
- Confederate New Year
a holiday celebrated by some rural communities (not limited to the south) similar to normal new year’s, but instead of being celebrated annually on a specific date, it’s celebrated randomly every few years. communities observing this holiday choose it instead of new year’s as the day that marks the change in the calendar year. this […]