Zombee


a zombee is your typical meathead douchebag: fat, out of shape, unemployed (or employed in a completely dead-end job), and dumb. zombees like to fantasize that they are, or were at one time, important. they play this fantasy out via a “tough guy” routine on the web.

zombees like to troll, scream obscenities, instigate screeds and generally act like antisocial -sswipes, all behind the anonymity of the internet. they make self-negating claims like “i’m not bragging, but i was special forces. i was in iraq, before we were in iraq”. when faced with their own inadequacies, zombees resort to namecalling in a particularly unwitty fashion.

zombees often have anger management issues, and are prime candidates for domestic violence and sociopathic behavior.
avoid that guy, he’s a real zombee.
i’m pretty sure he’s a 15 year old zombee who reads too many clancy novels.
wow. that zombee needs a time-out.

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