zombie apocalypse

the one thing mankind has feared for eternity
the one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
it’s gonna be a b-mpy ride
the center for disease control has issued an emergency evacuation for the town of -lincoln, nebraska- due to an unknown virus. between the hours of 06:00 to 20:00 emergency vehicular transports shall be issued to evacuate the residents of -lincoln, nebraska- we warn any readers: do not come in contact with the infected for any reason. each infected individual so far has apparently ceased living, only to return to life with a berserk-like att-tude. no additional information has been given to us about this “zombie apocalypse.” however, we do possess the knowledge that these creatures are extremely deadly. do not attempt to run away. in the meantime, residents of -lincoln, nebraska- should barricade themselves in their homes and wait for official instructions. once infected, any persons bitten or somehow induced to succ-mb to the virus are to be considered extremely deadly and should be killed or quarantined at once. we have received word that the best way to “kill” the undead is to destroy the head or remove it completely. however, n-body should attempt to rebel against the creatures unless in an emergency situation. once dead, the bodies are to be burned to ensure that the virus is stopped from spreading to other cities or even states. this is a warning from the cdc.
the end of the world by way of biochecmically regenerated humans thats only plan is to kill off all life on the planet. zombies are the archenemy of the freeagents.
zombie apocalypse has started we must get to a safe place.
a party or gathering at which a large group of elderly people will get up and shuffle around under the guise of dancing.
“it was my gran’s 80th birthday party last night. it was a f-cking zombie apocalypse.”
something 12 year old boys wish would happen so they can show off how bad-ss they are.
sheldon: imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! i would use a gun!
john:sheldon shut up you f-ggot
the end of the world, when people who have died rise again in rotten corpses searching for blood and brains to strengthen them. the apocalypse is when all zombies rise and destroy the world.
…braaaains!

quick, get the shotgun! it’s the zombie apocalypse!

my zombie apocalypse plan: fpsrussia
zombie apocalypse (latin: apocalyptus inmortuis) denotes the (total or partial) extinction of mankind by zombies and is one of the most common subjects in movies and computer games .
often used as an excuse by people playing zombie fps .
movies: resident evil, zombieland, dawn of the dead, shaun of the dead etc.
games: resident evil, left 4 dead, dead sp-ce etc.

father: son, stop wasting your time with those bl–dy video games already!
son: i am not wasting time, i am preparing for the zombie apocalypse!
the zombie apocalypse has begun. actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.

the leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as “psychiatrists”. these individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. they get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.

whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. they may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
the inevitable zombie apocalypse has begun.