zombie plan
a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth.
in my zombie plan, im going to alaska because zombies have no body heat. they’ll freeze like corpsesicles!
the planned tactics and procedures one will take in preparation to and/or in the event of the zombie apocalypse.
(zombie gnawing on corpse)
steve: i bet that guy wishes he’d devised and followed a zombie plan.
also known as “the plan”
if a zombie apocalypse happened, this is your plan of action.
everyone has one
everyone
grif: you don’t have a zombie plan!!
simmons: there’s no point!
grif: hey watch, sarge!
sarge: yeah
simmons: sarge, do you have a zombie plan
sarge: no
simmons: see
sarge: i have 7!
something every guy has
shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?
fred: cabelas, yours?
shaun: same
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