Zombie Tread


a zombie-like stance that treadmill users take when they grip the treadmill screen and walk.

this stance is typically used by people who are new to the gym or don’t work out often.

not necessary for people who don’t user walkers in real life.
i went to the gym january 1st and everyone around me did the zombie tread while i ran.

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