zombied


1. to be incapable of functioning like a normal human being, either due to a lack of sleep or exorbitant consumption of alcohol.

2. to cause one to be weary or dramatically reduce one’s physical and mental reaction times.

3. to be bitten, and therefore transformed into a zombie.
1. man, i’m totally zombied after that party last night.

2. staying up until five in the morning every day really zombied laura.

3. oh no! they just zombied steve! run for your lives!
being drunk to the point where others could possibly mistake you for a zombie. key points of interest being wobbly legs, crooked shoulders, incoherent mumbling and an open drooling mouth. other signs are ripped/dirty clothing from falling down a hill or randomly rolling around in a field.
“dude, did you hear what happened to jimmy?”
“yeah, he got totally zombied and crashed a speedboat into a helicopter.”
“crazy sh-t, huh?”
“yarp.”
to be attacked from behind by a zombie

mostly applies to zombie video games (specifically left for dead or call of duty)

can be used in real life application
person #1: ok, i got the two downstairs windows.

person #2: i got the upstairs window.

person #1: what about the other window?

person #2: what other window?

(person #2 is incapitated)

person #1: aw man…. you just got zombied!
the act of making someone look in another direction, so that when they look back at you you have a ridiculous face on with your eyes rolled back and your tongue sticking out, looking like the pervebial zombie. this is done a lot in schools like la salle and columbus.

this was made famous by david guerra (the biggest boss that you have seen thus far).
dude i just zombied mr. isenberg, he was so mad that i was afraid that he would have a heart attack, you know being that he is 105 years old and all.

get zombied on niggit!

i tried to zombie my b-tch of girlfriend and that c-nt had the nerve to slap me in the face.
to walk in a tired-like way. walking during a hang over. taking a walk after waking up.
he zombied over to the sink to brush his teeth.
the act of drinking with a bottle in each hand, while two stepping, then p-ssing out due to intoxication.
“d-mn that guy is so drunk dancing” “he’s downing two drinks at once” he’s dancing around just like a zombie. “that guys zombied”
being fc-ked up on a mix of triple-c’z, a cough syrup (promethazine preferred) & smokin a fat blunt afterwards
dude i was f-ckin zombied last night!! i was soo f-cked up

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