1) a being with superhero tech like powers that can fix electronics that everyone else thinks is un-fixable.

2) the trustworthy it guy you hope you know when your hard drive crashes or you get a virus from a p-rn site.

3) the opposite of a technotard
f-ck!!!!! i lost it all and can’t reboot! did bob hire that zomizon guy?

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