zoo


when something or someone is just off their game in every way.

synonyms: hot mess, actin a fool
man you’re such a zoo today, pull it together before we get there.

hayle, you’re always the biggest zoo anytime you drink!
short for zoophile, which means one who has a deep emotional attraction to animals and may prefer them to a human as a companion/s-xual partner. different from b-st–lists in that they have comp-ssion for the animal.
chris is a zoo; he even brought his dog with him to wendy’s.
a place to go to see exotic animals for a small fee.
i went to the zoo and saw a bear.
a confusing and chaotic place
the demonstration turned into a zoo so quickly.
a place for people to stare at enslaved animals.
mom, i want to see the elephants. let’s go to the zoo.
1. a person who is an absolute party animal and/or a complete drunken mess.
2. a house or location that is just a wild party.

may be altered to personal preference;

eg. zookini
“man, you were a f-cking zookini last night”
“that party last night was a god d-mn zoo.”
the united states air force academy. generally referring to the act of visitors (-$(#@ tourists) standing on the elevated wall near the chapel and looking down on the cadet area, like people at the zoo looking into the pit where the poor animals are kept.
are you academy or rotc?

i went to the zoo.
ridiculous or unbelievable. basically crazy or outstanding
guy 1: yo son u saw that fight last

guy 2: h-ll yea; my son went in sh-t was zoo they got it poppin i aint goin front

guy1: word im tyte i missed it but dats jus cus i wus f-ckin ur girl

guy 2: f-ck you thats y u got herpes now

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