Zoof


a nickname for someone for whom you feel very intense affection; pertaining to, the ultimate partner.

also used as: zoofy
oh my incredible zoof, i’m so lucky.” and “you’re my zoof, always and forever
a zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless
jack is the biggest zoof on the planet.
to screw up a simple daily activity so badly resulting in extreme embarr-ssment and even possible thoughts of suicide.
i zoofed it when i took such a bad golf swing at the range, that the head of the driver breaks off outflew the ball.

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