ZooMass


a collection of the best partiers in new england. also known as um-ss amherst. you really never understand the true meaning of the phrase “we pregame harder than you party.” until you’ve met the animals at the zoo!
“yo dude, let’s get the zoocrew together and party it zoom-ss style!”

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