so, i was grabbin’ my zoopityw-ng and then you know the even got the bungies, but then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie
“so, i was grabbin’ my zoopityw-ng and then you know the even got the bungies, but then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie”
- stab a scab
s-x with an infected v-g-n- i’m not worried about her herpes, that’s what condom’s are for, let’s stab a scab!!
when you only like people from kpop groups or individuals. guy: hey, your cute wanna hang out sometime? girl: sorry, i’m kpops-xual and currently dating (enter kpop person name here) or girl: hey, want my number? guy: sorry, i’m kpops-xual and currently dating (enter kpop person name here)
redneck, trailer trash paradise south of the ohio, north of the c-mberland, east of the mississippi and west of the smokey mountains. in the hollers they saaang : well a yo ho-ho to mah ole’ klantucky home, p-ss me the ‘shine pappy i’ze ’bout to git out and f-ck me some sheep, heh, heh, heh […]
a beautiful girl who has nice hair and eyebrows. she can talk too much but can be serious at times. she has a very peculiar sense of humor. she’s very weird and likes animals. but be careful or you will fall madly in love. she’s such an illeana oh my god she’s beautiful.
- hayden gaar
hayden gaar is the perfect man. he is tall and charming and funny. very sweet yet can be mean when needed. if you see hayden gaar hug him on sight, as he needs them very much. wow he’s almost as good as hayden gaar