Zooted


the state of being f-cked up beyond the limits of the physical and mental world on drugs and/or alcohol.
on new year’s eve, hunter and i were so zooted that we couldn’t stand up and vomited on a cat!
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being so f-cking high/drunk the only words you can say are n-gg- im zooted..
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to be just so f-cked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.
n-gg- im so zooted right….now…uhhh
when you smoke so much weed you are beyond the point of stoned and the possibilty of vomiting is very real
ohhhh sh-t, i shouldn’t have taken that last bong rip! i’m sooo f-ckin’ zooted!
1. to be so f-cked up beyond belief.
2. very intoxicated/high.
3. to feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.
-i was so zooted last night i dont remember doing that fat chick.
-that blunt got me so zooted.
to smoke weed to the point of being way past complety stoned
jacob, i’m zooted man..
in other words im mad high.
you zooted? h-ll yea n-gg-.
when you smoke marijuana and you are high as a mo’fcka.
d-mn dog, i just smoked this blunt and im completely zooted.

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