zootholomy


russian origin.
first coined during the spanish inquisition

(zo-oth’-o-lo-my)
(n) the scientific name for a leaf that has been separated from a branch by unnatural forces. it is important to differentiate between natural and unnatural forces. if a hurricane blows leaves off branches, they remain leaves. if humans or animals pull a leaf off a tree, it becomes a zootholomy.

plural: zootholomie (zo-oth’-o-lo-mie)
little johnny hit the branch so hard, one leaf became a zootholomy.

after the pine died, the leaves began acc-mulating at the base of the tree.

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