Zoppity
1. an adjective in describing the exact-tude of uncompromisingly cool sh-t, pimp sh-t, or awesomely ill sh-t (see money, on point, or dope).
2. a noun meaning money
originally coined in the 3rd season of “the office” (episode 18, ‘the negotiation’) by steve carrel’s character michael scott.
“michael: bippity boppity, show me the zoppity”.
craig robinson’s character darryl philbin admits to teaching michael imaginary “black man” slang.
in episode 19, ‘safety training’, of the same 3rd season:
“michael: i’m giving everyone a little bit of a treat. we are going to listen in on darryl’s presentation in the warehouse and if i know darryl, it’s gonna by zoppity”.
mildly drunk friend #1: “this grilled cheese sandwich is so d-mn zoppity”!
mildly drunk friend #2: “not as zoppity as these ketchup chips”!
a party with no ladies.
this is a killer party but is a little zoppity.
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