man of many talents,, all non-typical ,,totally bond like,, could launch the sp-ce shuttle with a martini in one hand and a mega babe in the other,while ordering oysters rockefeller,caviar,and asti spumanti to be waiting for them when they land on the moon for a dinner appetizer…
hitcher: dude i was thumbing the i-5 from portland to seattle, when this bondmoblie pulls up,and this “007 licensed to thrill hipcat with major tats, and the stereo roaring out tasty licks from s.r.v. i say, how far you going ?? driver: usually i go all the way,,, but, in your case,, hows tumwater sound ?? hitcher: cool,, and we make the next 103 miles in like less than 55 mins. pulls-over drops me,, and sez ,,next time we’ll try it blindfolded,,hitcher: too cool to be true ….
- 007 reader
when you join someones mysp-ce or other online blog and read it for weeks, months, maybe years and never leave a comment or let them know you read. d-mn, i must have a lot of 007 readers cause i get 100 blog views a day and only 3 comments.
- fetus fly trap
a woman who enjoys the act of taking the virginities of younger men. you’re a bunch of fetus fly traps and wh-r-s!
- fetus friends
2 or more friends who are unconditional best friends from birth, who know each other inside and out. they’re usually kind of annoying those two are fetus friends
f-cking illinois b-st-rd towing a boat wisconsin people call the f-cking illinois drivers b-st-rds with the word fib because they think they can drive fast in wisconsin but most of the time don’t know where the h-ll they are going so they are slow and taking up road sp-ce then you put the rich ones […]
descrbing a tall person with either a jew fro or curly hair. usually clumsy and bad at all sports. also is pr-ne to be a h-m-s-xual and acts gay and loves only ripped men man burke loves jeff he is such a figmont