if you’re up at 11 on a school night, this rule states that your choices become to either whack your d-ck or go to sleep.
man, i had myself an 11 o’clock smack last night because i wasn’t ready to go to bed.
(talking to prissy girl) well, it’s the 11 o’clock smack, got to go to bed.
the action of using a second kleenex to clean s-m-n after masturbation. kyle: “man that was a big load, i need to 2-ply that b-tch.”
- al jolson
like a dirty sanchez, but spread all over the face i didn’t just give her the dirty sanchez, i gave her an al jolson. dirty sanchez face p–p cr-p sh-t facial
- amish shower
when two people engage in s-xual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged t–ts of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk. martha and i found a local farmers field, a cow and we gave each other an […]
a form of -n-lingis that occurs between two partners, in which both partners lick each other’s -n-s. essentially, it’s like 69ing, but with b-ttonholes– a double rim job. my girlfriend was giving me a rim job and wanted one too, so to make it fair, we started to 689. when you f-ck a cup of […]
a little ranger baby that everyone loves. some girls have a weird fetish for him but duh he is gorg. he a hottayyyyyyy “if you hurt angus we will hurt you” “angus is amazb-lls” a young man who is extremely charming. one to be completely in love with. very funny, but also capable of deep […]