12 O’Clock Pony



usually a big f-g or crack head with long, greasy hair slicked back with the top half in a pony tail.
~dude, see that kid doin a line off the toilet seat?
-yeah
~what a douche…
-i know, look at his 12 o’clock pony, what a f-gget.

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