the day everyone will shut the f-ck up about the end of the world
jill: do you want to violently f-ck me right before 12/21/12? it’s the last day we’ll see each other. omg#@$%!!
jack: you actually believe in that bullsh-t?
jack: -remembers jill’s offer to violently f-ck her- ya i believe in the end of the world sh-t. -thinks ” anything for some p-ssy” –
- stalking my c*ck
euphemism for masturbation. i’ve been stalking my c-ck all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.
when something is truly bling. an item of extreme style!! yes bruv, thats well stancey. where can i get one?
12/21/2012 is the day everyone says that the world will end because it was predicted by nostradamus and its the end of the mayan calendar. some strongly believe in this, while others do not. if you believe in this then be prepared to die. but im gonna live my life happily instead of being scared […]
- crotch sap
the foul, sticky condition in the genital region resulting from sweating for an extended period of time without cleaning. morpheus: “i was unable to shower for two hours after exercising last night and found myself with a formidable case of crotch sap.” cornelius: “bro…no…”
the day when you wake up and think it’s christmas eve than look at your calender and realize how f-ck-n wrong you were. kid: mom. aren’t we going to our friends house for christmas eve? mom: yes kid: then why aren’t we getting ready? mom: its the 12/23rd kid: sh-t!