16 year olds tend to think they’re older and more experienced than any person younger than them due to the government and society constantly kissing their -ss-s about how they’re able to drive, f-ck, or get a job. as well in europe, most 16 year olds are allowed to drink alcohol and n-body gives a f-ck. in reality, this is what will literally bring the downfall of the world.
hitler will rise again from a raging grudge from his younger years against being slandered by ageism from 16 year olds, and having children f-cking, driving, and working is unhealthy for humanity as well.
- abe lincoln
when a group of guys put their hard d-cks together, forming a structure that resembles a lincoln log cabin. “yo that was killer abe lincoln we built last night bro” “yeah, i can’t believe we involved all the guys” “no h-m- though” “no h-m-” when an unconscious person gets j-zzed on their face, gets their […]
cute robot girls like angles with wings. motto: can you hold my bag,ikaroid? angeloid: yes, master! (s2)(s2)(s2)(s2)(s2)(s2)
- apollonian crush
when someone falls deeply in love with a fictional character they have projected onto a real person. a type of infatuation often specific to people with high standards and romantic ideals. person 1: omg justin bieber is perfect! i’m in love with him! person 2: no hun, you have an apollonian crush on justin bieber. […]
- arm twerkout
moving elbows in a suggestive squatting motion while exercising doing your arm twerkout tonight?
- austin wrecking ball
a s-xual act, in which the man, nearing the climax of particularly dirty s-x, suddenly empties a bottle of celebratory champagne, smashes it on the ground, pulls out, and befouls the girl while yelling, “biiiitch!” after partying hard all night long, my boy joey made like a s-x panther and woke up the entire house […]