2×4
a 2×4 means slapping people with your p-n-s while erect and ejaculating
jamie: i’m gonna hit you with my 2×4.
jess: yes, oh yes!
a piece of wood sizable enough to strike somebody down. normally presented in inches
while bill was asleep in his chair i beat him down with my 2×4
the most common piece of wood used in building construction. somewhat confusing to the uninitiated because it does not measure 2″ x 4″. up until the 1970’s it measured 1-5/8″ x 3-5/8″ thereafter it measures 1-1/2″ x 3-1/2″ the length can be anything up to about 20 feet.
this house is 50 years old so it’s made with real 2×4’s (the slightly larger variety in use at the time, not the skinny ones of today).
a song off load, a metallica cd released in 1996.
hey, check out track two on load!
another term used for a 24oz beer, see also fence post}
say (name), you always roll up to the party with the 2×4 in the paper bag.
a term used to describe the stupidity of americans. commonly used by poles or polaks.
those 2x4s are so stupid.
canadian term, a twenty four pack of beer.
hey, don’t forget to pick up a 2×4 on the way to the party.
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