4th down



after a girl rejects you several times in one night, you make one final play to get her in bed, knowing full well if you fail it will mean she wins.
ben: so how did you end up getting laid by heather?

jon: she kept turning me down and turnign me down, so finally i pulled out my 4th down play, put it all on the line, and dropped a pill in her drink. i won!

ben: um, that’s date rape.

jon: hey, sometimes you have to cheat to win.

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