the five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. it usually consists of closing the p-rn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to c-m. not a good feeling.
jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight w-nk. luckily i have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.
- 5 session rule
a common knowledge webcam rule stating that it’s okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn’t exceed 5 sessions. if it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. derived from the “5 second rule”. hey bro we can only do this one more time and then […]
similar to 4sho, except when you say 4sho you are just saying “for sure”, whereas when you are 5sho you are extremely “for sure”. used only on instant messenger. person #1: “yo you feelin that new t.i. cd?” person #2: “5sho” person #1: “d-mn it was that good foreal?” person #2: “yeah man cop that […]
- 5 skin
someone who’s 4skin is large so therefore you call it 5 skin haha dan godfrey has a 5 skin
five seconds of b–bcrew girl group from america “hey have you heard 5sob’s new song?” “you mean 5sos?” “no, not five seconds of summer! five seconds of b–bcrew!”
girting is when in a conversation the person listening is looking intensely at the speaker and trying really hard to make him believe that he’s actually listening or giving a fuc-k. ”oh, he’s such a good listener! – no, he’s not! he’s just girting. he doesnt give a fu-k!”