5 Seconds of Summer
a quartet of h-rny australian young people whose song topics range from milfs, to mastrubation, to consensual s-x. members include luke “hair game strong” hemmings (vocals/guitar), michael “level 9000” clifford (vocals/guitar), calum “the funk” hood (vocals/b-ss), and ashton “beatz master” irwin (vocals/drums).
p1: have you heard about 5 es oh es?1??? i love them
p2: pls step away from me m’am
p1: you know, 5 seconds of summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
p2: pls no pls you don’t like them pls ur fake pls
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