tony blair’s brown tongue
it’s permanently stuck up bush’s -rs-
the island of jamaica
jamaica is full of f-ck-ng americans
- 52 pick-up
what people say when they throw a deck of cards on the floor/across the room with no intention of picking them up, leaving the job to you. this usually happens after someone loses a card game multiple times and can’t take it anymore. or when you’re just in the mood to make some people poed. […]
the unsung c-ckatiel hero against vulgar,p-rnographic,and unsightly images.blockatiels block the offending images with their faces to save the innocence of the viewer. what’s this bird doing on my poster? blockatiel’d!
- baby hooker
1) britney spears’ perfume fantasy 2) a woman who wears the fantasy perfume 3) a hooker that tends to wear childish clothing and sucks on lollipops. person a: “name; ie trixie was such a baby hooker last night.” person b: “yeah. name; ie artemis told me that she was talking like a baby throughout the […]
swine flu that guys got a bad case of baconaids! it means any thing with bacon added to it. baconaided coffee, baconaided underwear ect…..
- couch girl
a girl that is in rotation on the couch. one who sits on the couch staring blankly at the tv (be it a movie or a single player game) while the guy next to her randomly leaves her to go hit on other girls on aim. couch girls, not getting the hint, will proceed to […]