a fifth of a gallon
approx 750 ml.
refers to the size of the bottle of alcohol. a 5th is larger than a 16 oz but smaller than a handle (2l).
“i finished that whole 5th of jack last night, bro.”
- get the boat
get the boat was originally a racist comment. people used to say ‘get the boat back to banana island.’. this was shortened down to ‘get the boat’ as to mean ‘get out’. you are really p-ss-ng me off, get the boat.
to scream and rant until red in the face; uncontrolled rage expressed from one person to another, usually within an inch of the face the football manager gave his team the full hairdryer for their terrible first half performance. the act of farting in someones face while they are tossing your salad “dude she was […]
a r-t-rded elephant. an insult that can either be funny or discriminatory towards stupid fat people. pr-nounced as one word: der-pel-e-phant friend: i just ordered ten bags of peanuts! me: you are a derpelephant! wtf are you gonna do with that many peanuts.
- sasauge wallet
a sasauge wallet describes low hanging c-nt-flaps that swing like a pendulum in a gentle breeze, other words to describe this are (wizard sleeve) and (clown’s pocket) “hey mate your mum’s been around so much she’s got a sasauge wallet” “your mum’s sasauge wallet is like an aircraft hanger”
judging someone by their haircut “that girl is such a poser! who colors their hair with sharpies anymore?” “hey man, don’t haireotype. she could be cool” “i can’t believe i didn’t get the lead part! the director must have haireotyped me because of my short hair!”