the mathematically proved, ideal p-n-s length, in inches.
“how big are you?”
“d-mn, that’s ideal.”
someone who’s stupid and not smart or has something physically or mentally wrong with them yo brianna is specailed she needs help boi
- ebola zaire
a highly infectious agent with a 90% mortality rate. first discovered in 1976, it has an incubation period of 7-10 days. after the incubation period, the host suddenly becomes depersonalized, the internal organs begin to hemorrhage, the epidermis begins to fill up with blood, resulting in the skin almost coming off. the internal intestines hemorrhage, […]
- stingy b*tch
a stingy b-tch is someone who has no desire to or finds it extremely hard to share, especially when it comes to food. those of you out there know who you are. “hey shaquila, can i have some of your yum yum?” “no, hoe!” “allow it.” “b-tch, i said no!” “oh wow, you’re such a […]
- slap ewe
to hit a female sheep with your hand. jane: what are you going to do if that sheep causes you a problem? bubba: i will slap ewe then!
to pad, paw pull at your ball sack for pleasure, just after blowing your load what am i doing? playing smurgleb-lls, you wanna go again?