9-volt Shocker
the act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral s-x on a woman. as to illicit same results of placing on tongue. preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (i.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).
i did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the cr-p out of me.
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