A Bright Future
a bright future is a dude who constantly wheres sungl-sses; outside, inside, in the car, at night ..on the toliet. he must have a bright future cause somthing is binding him when the sun is not shining.
girl 1: why is he always wearin sungl-sses inside?
girl 2: i don’t know, he must have a bright future!
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