the highest grade of j*panese beef available. cows are pampered and treated like sultans so that people can ultimately enjoy their meat. also a way to describe an excellent v*g*n*.
i was about to break up with her until i saw her a5 kobe, we’ve now been married 24 years.
- alcoholic (high functioning)
someone who can maintain an orderly, outward social appearance while their personal life has devolved into complete chaos due to over-drinking. their friends and family are often impressed with their achievements, while the alcoholic knows that their drinking has lead to a full-blown loss of control and that it is just a matter of time […]
- ambrosian wax wrap
after burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your p*n*s into it for pleasure. this will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries. i didn’t have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so i just used an ambrosian wax […]
a person who likes to touch things. anamari likes to touch things.
- angel's touch
when you are peeing or sh*tt*ng and your d*ck touches the urinal / toilet where other d*cks probably have been. i was sh*tt*ng comfortably when suddenly my d*ck feels cold like an angel’s touch.