abonerable
abnormally cute p-rn, usually soft vanilla p-rn that is gentle. sometimes drawn p-rn can be ab-n-rable depending on the art style. nothing of the hardcore rough category can be ab-n-rable. ab-n-rability can include cute s-xual partners, cute outfits, cute s-x toys, things of that sort. it has to be filled with loving intentions and romantic interest as well as s-xual interest or else it’s not ab-n-rable.
person 1: hey, did you see the p-rn i showed you?
person 2: yeah, it was absolutely ab-n-rable, i loved it.
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