Cootch Pad
the can be found in many different places. it is most commonly found on your female mausesse. this rugid, firm pad can be worn by the mausesse to cover the female genitales from wondering fingers, or any type of foreign invasion. many women wear the on a first date to proctect the cootch sauce from being smelt right away. they are reusable after proper sanitizing.
1) hey tommy, was your mausesse wearing a ? mine sure as h-ll was!
2) jess, don’t you leave this house tonight without your on. that donnie has wondering hands. protect the .
3) while doing her weekly grocery shopping christine was groped by the meat manager in isle #6, thank goodness she was wearing her . which by the way can be purchaed in isle #2. small, med, fupa size available.
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