excessive use of the p*n*s. leaves it brutally damaged after multiple forced *j*c*l*t**ns.
last night we had s*x and bro, she literally abused the d*ck.
p*n*s abuse torture j*zz
having the characteristic of a gambler; the feeling of gambling. brandon gets gamblish when he plays blackjack. last season danielle was ridiculously gamblish but she’s saving her money this year.
a very small male genitalia that is almost mon existent. girl a: “omg last night with jake was terrible!” girl b: “why what happened?” girl a: “he has non*b*lls! i couldn’t feel anything the whole time we were having s*x.”
- 1 star moron
a 1 star moron is someone who gives a product a negative review for reasons that are not the fault of the product itself. usually badly-worded, misspelled and lacking punctuation, these reviews often arise from the reviewer not having read the instruction manual or having had delivery problems. in some cases the reviewer has not […]
- the shartmann theory
a theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the *ssh*l* past half way, said *ssh*l* will create a suction and/or vacc*me and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use bro1: bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night bro2: broooo how much lube did u […]