a 1 star moron is someone who gives a product a negative review for reasons that are not the fault of the product itself. usually badly-worded, misspelled and lacking punctuation, these reviews often arise from the reviewer not having read the instruction manual or having had delivery problems. in some cases the reviewer has not actually seen or used the product at all.
when reading product reviews i usually read the negative ones first, mentally filtering out the 1 star morons.
- the shartmann theory
a theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the -ssh-l- past half way, said -ssh-l- will create a suction and/or vacc-me and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use bro1: bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night bro2: broooo how much lube did u […]
- milk senpai
milk senpai is the goddess of all milk. milk senpai is loved by all and loves all. she only comes out on a full moon on halloween. milk senpai is the best at everything and if you stand in her way she will turn you into milk. rené: “notice me milk senpai!!!1!!!!” dani: “psh skrub […]
- hoe house
a house used sorley for the reasons of prost-tution. you know that fool be trickin’ check that hoe house for him.
- 2nd lieutenant
a person in the army, or marines who thinks they know everything. after about 5 years of looking like a dumb-ss they learn some sh-t and get 1st lieutenant. hey 2nd lieutenant the captain told you to report to the pool on the 5th floor of the parking lot. of course it has 5 floors […]
a terrible person who always wants to act cool. ditches all her friends for the guys. d-mn! your so mazlan!