ADD card
blaming add/adhd for an action you have commited, just so people sympathize with you.
similar to the race card
professor: “jason, why did you fail yesterday’s chemistry test?”
jason: “it must be my add”
john: “jason just used his add card”.
awolnation: “blame it on my add”
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