AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY
when you are so f-cking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, b-mping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic …..
you simply must inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living f-ck out of your way!!!
literally, why don’t you take a flying f-ck with a rolling donut??!!!??
greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of starbuck$ coffee – continues to fall, spilling it all over mitch and knocking him over – both of them landing on the floor.
mitch responded by screaming at that cl-ster-f-ck, greg,
why don’t you go have aeronautical intercourse with a rolling pastry , you jack-wagon??!!!!??
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