Aging Emo
an aging emo is basically an emo who now knows they were pathetic as f-ck but is still too emo to quite get over their newfound deeper selfhatred so now the aging emo will act like a f-cking c-nt to compensate
symptoms of an aging emo include:
>acting like an -sshole
>internet trolling
>picking on younger emos out of resentment
>hating the f-ck out of most other emos
>hating anyone that shows excessive emotion
>wearing band tees and skinny jeans but insisting you’re not emo
>sporting scars but swearing you’re not emo
>being a /b/tard
wow that post was edgy must’ve been in aging emo
##-sshole ##emo ##denial ##p-ssy
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