a sentient m-ss of fecal matter, most commonly known for misquoting and misinterpreting basic english words and phrases.
i’m sorry, can you use smaller words? my brain’s feeling a little al giordano at the moment.
- ben is a hoe
basically how you describe the guy your girl is cheating on. guy 1: hey is your girl alright? heard she broke up with you. guy 2: nah man she slept with my best friend, yo. ben is a hoe.
- wetback water
tequila for racist white people i drank wetback water last night and i got too f-cked up.
- sitting out of ones socks
nuttin’ in one’s sock. usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. or when the person is too f-cking lazy. “i walked in on adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget p-rn.” “sitting out of one’s socks is […]
a cl-t-n-s is the most sensitive part of the -n-s. it looks like a big bead on the top of the b-tt lips and is an erogenous zone. you need for to rub the cl-t-n-s if you want to get it in there!
- forbidden fruit effect
a very complex psychological phenomenon where, if you are forbidden from being with someone (i.e. married, friendzone, not interested, etc.) they become infinitely more attractive. guy 1: holy cr-p that chick is so hot!! guy 2: no she isn’t, she only looks like it because of the forbidden fruit effect. guy 1: what do you […]