when one j-zzes on the small of the back and uses a hairdryer so as to fan the s-m-n as it dries. then the dried s-m-n is deposited into the lady’s b-hole like uncle scrooge’s money bin.
my best friend’s mom was a little short on money, so i gave her an alabama ducktail to deposit in her money bin.
illbilly the after effects of someone named billy,who drinks allot of alcohol. someone looks illbilly,he must have drank allot at the pub last night”
camphi is a beautiful, loving, caring, and helpful person to grow up and be strong and happy. omg i am so glad to have become friend with a camphi.
- watermelon planter
a girl who got herself pregnant but doesn’t want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she’s pregnant. guy 1: sheniqua has been getting fatter lately. guy 2: is she preggo? guy 3: yeah, but she tellin’ […]
the baddest b-tch of them all . shataezjah is such a bad b-tch .
- h*rny d*ck biscuit
when you are h-rny and your d-ck is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit. man 1: dude did you see dem t-tties? i got so h-rny that my d-ck rolled in my pants! man 2: yah! i got a h-rny d-ck biscuit too!