Alabama Nightmare
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when a male and a female are laying in bed, and the female proceeds to p-ss out, the man begins to jack off and nut on her eyes…awaken by the warm liquid on her face, the female will think she has just had a bad nightmare.
jennifer woke up to nut on her face, and johnny was laughin because he just gave her an alabama nightmare
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