Alaskan hippy van
an alaskan hippy van is when 2 old chicks and a random old guy find a old hippy van somewhere and the old guy shoves a hot coal into 1 of the chicks p-ssy and f-cks the sh-t out of it and then takes another hot coal and puts in the other chick and f-cks the sh-t of of her then he f-cks them both in the -ss and he takes all the juices and puts them in a blender to blend it up and then he puts the mixture of juices and heats it up over a fire then they all share it
me and joey were walking home yesterday and some 3 old people having an alaskan hippy van that sh-t was f-cked up
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