Albuquerque Hedgehog


the s-xual act in which you engage in -n-l s-x with your partner, where she then proceeds to simultaneously take a sh-t.
last night i was f-ckin your mom and totally ended up getting an albuquerque hedgehog out of it. it wasn’t quite like your girlfriend and her alabama hotpocket, but it works.

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