someone who can maintain an orderly, outward social appearance while their personal life has devolved into complete chaos due to over-drinking. their friends and family are often impressed with their achievements, while the alcoholic knows that their drinking has lead to a full-blown loss of control and that it is just a matter of time until their behavior blows up in their face. in a bad way.
emelio’s friends/family: ” emelio is about to graduate med school. we are so proud. we only wish we could accomplish as much”.
emelio: “i am an alcoholic (high functioning). everyone i know thinks i’m doing great but in reality my brain has turned to slush. i can’t believe i bs’d my way through med school and got a 3.8 gp because i don’t remember any of it. i can’t believe i’m almost 30 and have somehow avoided getting a dui thus far. everyone thinks i’m so great, but in reality, i’m totally f-ck-ng dangerous but i just haven’t been caught yet. it’s all catching up with me though. it’s only a matter of time until i do something really stupid and everyone will realize what a f-ck-up i truly am.
- ambrosian wax wrap
after burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your p-n-s into it for pleasure. this will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries. i didn’t have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so i just used an ambrosian wax […]
a person who likes to touch things. anamari likes to touch things.
- angel's touch
when you are peeing or sh-tt-ng and your d-ck touches the urinal / toilet where other d-cks probably have been. i was sh-tt-ng comfortably when suddenly my d-ck feels cold like an angel’s touch.
auspistice is a “facilitator” of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them & keeping their relationship functional also being similar yet distinct from a kismesis relationship jake & dirk would count as auspisticism due to the fact they both try to keep their relationship functional on many ways
- bat goggles
when you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your c-m carriers onto the other persons eye sockets alec total gave me bat goggles when i was sleeping