alexised
when your girlfriend is riding you during s-x vigorously and rough. she goes so rough that she ends up bending your d-ck in half and breaks it.
skippy: last night me and my girlfriend were having some rough s-x and she was riding me super hard. all of a sudden i felt a bend in my d-ck and i pulled out. my d-ck wouldn’t go up again, i think she broke it!
barry: did you try to bring it up again?
skippy: yeah but it was like when you touch a flower and it shrivels up. my d-ck is broken!!
barry: wow, it sounds like you got alexised
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