Alfred Pennyworth
one bad -ss, mother f-cker that is not to be trifled with. more or less bruce wayne’s butler.
he has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the batman movies and tv shows.
alfred pennyworth: a long time ago, i was in burma, my friends and i were working for the local government. they were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. but their caravans were being raided in a forest north of rangoon by a bandit. so we went looking for the stones. but in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. one day i saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. the bandit had been throwing them away.
-later in the movie-
bruce wayne: the bandit, in the forest in burma, did you catch him?
alfred pennyworth: yes.
bruce wayne: how?
alfred pennyworth: we burned the forest down.
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